It's a dirty job

I know this may sound disgusting, but everyone on this job can remember at least one story about a dirty bathroom. Two of my favorites involve the squirts. The second favorite happened in the women's bathroom. It was stuck to the wall, yes the wall, apparently the lady was taking her pants down when it came out in force strong enough to shoot it onto the wall of the stall. The favorite, and even more disgusting. I was told that the floor was covered, and the person even left their underwear and their socks, yes it was so bad that it hit everything and coated the person's socks, but not to worry they left some money as a tip.